Many, many, many, (many) people (and non-humans too, like monkeys, apes, crabs, Jeremy) have asked me to list some of my pearls of wisdom. I am often getting quoted in and around the monkestry as I am so smart and my thoughts seem to travel to the depths of people’s (and crab’s) souls. So, here you go!
Feel free to quote these tidbits of hope as you keep your mind/life/heart on its journey towards completeness. If you are publishing those mini-books you see at the checkout full of Confucius, Einstein, Meg Ryan, and Forrest Gump quotes, feel free to add mine (and pay me royalties, of course!)
When you feel hopeless:
Each day has the potential to be a day.
When you desire a soul mate:
Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain – get over it.
When you feel you have lost direction:
Readeth a map.
When your passion is gone:
Light the fires of your heart, but don’t use real fire as that will hurt and kill you and then your passion really WILL be gone.
When you struggle putting one foot in front of the other:
Rollerskates may get thee there quicker, especially if thy maid hath coated the floor in oil slick.
When the Lord closes a door:
Open the door.
When the world is closing in on you:
Open the door all the way and put a doorstop under it so it doesn’t slam shut in the wind and give you a bit of a shock.
When you feel friendless:
Spend time with yourself, look after yourself, care for yourself, love yourself, and then you won’t NEED any friends.
When you have no one to talk to:
Sending emails to strangers may provide the brightest of sparks within the heart – if you stick a knife in the power point as you do it.