First thing: I would change my name.
Second: I would write a sequel to Karma Chameleon called Shakra Tortoise…
Shaka-shaka-shaka-shaka Shakra too-oortoise…
Third: I would give birth to a daughter and name her Girl George just to confuse people. I would also label everything in my house in a similar way (Table George, Sink George, Cat George, Wife George, Gorge George.)
Fourth: I would move to Georgia.
Five: I would only talk to people if they called me first to ask permission. I don’t know why.
Lastly: Lots of lamingtons! I don’t know why.