Cannons fire in my head,

Left to right and then I’m dead,

When I hear a cannon’s fire,

I wish I lived with the hobbits in The Shire.



Do ya hair ya mug.


13 thoughts on “Cannonballs

  1. I’d rather live in the Shire too. Although if they had had more cannons, maybe the ruffians wouldn’t have been able to take over so easily in Lord of the Rings (I hope that’s not construed as me being against gun control).

    • I could make it big there. First, I would introduce shoes, combs and deoderant. Then, I would ‘invent’ rectangular doors. Lastly, I would push Pippin off a bridge.

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