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Twinkies? Mention the word and shudder! This evil of evils – fanciest delight of all the demons in Heaven – is the delicious, addictive, succulent, lengthy treat of all of the evil seven dwarves (Scratchy, Itchy, Sneezy, Poochie, Ginger, Gimli and Papa Dwarf), and Geraldo! Once you eat’em, you can’t leave ’em and they will have you under their spell, bringing you closer and closer to FAT and (later) to FAT INDUCED DEATH, known as OBESENESS and/or BIG-BONEDNEDEDNESS!!!
TWIIINKIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!! I AM WARNING YOU ALL! STEER CLEAR AND EAT NOT OF THIS SEXY BOUNTY!
Curses to Hostess, the maker of this, the sweetest of “foods.”
Curse be to he who invented it – General Henry Twinkie!
Curse be to he who gave birth to him and all his descendants!
And even curse be to she who typed his letters – Miss Prue Sharpe!*
Curse be to his horse who gave…
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Monk Monkey 
Very nice Twinkie post over there, Monk Monkey. And such an irreverent poem – nicely done. I’ve never really enjoyed Twinkies myself. I’m an M&M kind of girl. Did you know that? 😉
Yes! 😀 In truth I never eat junk food. Chocolate sometimes. It makes me feel guilty. I think I need a helmet-less ride on a motorbike to shake me up!