Daphne was feeling a little sad.
“How come you never let me talk stuff on your blog?” she asked.
I had no answer, so here is her recipe for the Coconut Rumba. Enjoy.
Glass (to serve)
Servant (to serve glass)
Method: (Sung to the tune of Candle on the Water.)
1) First take your coconut and wateeeeerrrrrr.
Yes I know it wasn’t there.
Within the list (of ingredients),
But it’s simple – pour it,
From a tap, or gather from a well.
2) Now mix your coconut and wateeeeerrrrrr.
Pour it all into your glass.
Then add the rum, on top, too,
Add some ice to chill it,
Then there’s only one more step to learn.
3) Don’t add another drop of wateeeeerrrrrr.
Just a twist of cooked bacon.
Drop it in the Rumba,
Don’t sing Chumbawumba,
Now it’s done, your servant starts to serve.
Enjoy your Rum, C-nut and wateeerrrrrrr!